wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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