Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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