I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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