butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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