Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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