and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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