woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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