Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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