The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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