I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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