Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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