I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
