Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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