This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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