are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
This beer is not sobering me up at all
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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