those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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