3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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