Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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