They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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