everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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