My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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