As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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