he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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