i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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