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I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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