I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
