Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Found your dick twin last night
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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