Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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