New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
She announced her abortion via fbk
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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