just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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