I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you win again, gameday.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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