You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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