I want to stick my p in your. b.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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