who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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