I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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