Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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