why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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