Don't make out with my wife yet
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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