help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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