I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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