I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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