Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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