Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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