i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Found your dick twin last night
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
