I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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