the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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