Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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