I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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