careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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