Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
well I can't set my house on fire every night
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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