so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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