How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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