Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Holy sore nipples Batman
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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