There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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