White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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