oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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