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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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